Tuesday, January 25, 2011

40 Things to do when you can't sleep!

1. Blow up a balloon until it pops
2. Sing soft and sweet and clear
3. Sing loud and sour and gravely
4. Open everything 
5. Balance a pencil on your nose
6. Pour milk in your shoes
7. Write graffiti under the rug
8. Embarrass yourself
9. Grind your teeth
10. Chew ice
11. Count your belly button
12. Sit in a row
13. Stack crumbs
14. Gesture
15. Save your toenail clippings
16. Make a pass at your blender
17. Punt
18. Make up words that start with X
19. Make oatmeal in the bathtub
20. Search for the Lost Chord
21. Chew on a sofa cushion
22. Sing a duet
23. Balance a pillow on your head
24. Hold your breath
25. Faint
26. Stretch
27. Flash your mailman
28. Teach your TA English
29. Learn to speak Farsi
30. Swear in Russian
31. Use an eraser until it goes away
32. Disassemble your car
33. Put it together inside out
34. Record your walls
35. Interview your feet
36. Make a list of your favorite fungi
37. Sell formaldehyde
38.Repeat
39. Fade
40. File your teeth
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18 comments:

  1. speakers4uJanuary 25, 2011 at 12:54 AM

    cool but weird list lol


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  2. ChrisJanuary 25, 2011 at 3:46 AM

    I lol'ed hard at your car-lifting profile pic

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  3. ForStaarJanuary 25, 2011 at 5:16 AM

    A lot of those things I can't do regardless of whether I'm asleep or not.

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  4. RatsRunThisTownJanuary 25, 2011 at 5:26 AM

    11 was the best haha

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  5. AnonymouseJanuary 25, 2011 at 5:31 AM

    i'll get right on that...lol

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  6. Toast BurntJanuary 25, 2011 at 8:42 AM

    (to #27) Yeah, cause you know my mailman always comes in the wee hours of the morning...

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  7. More DucksJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:03 AM

    Hey, it's me Marduk. I have a new blog now. Check it out.

    http://moreduckslastchance.blogspot.com/

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    #1 would keep you up.

    I say number 1 is drink til wasted. 2 would be get some bud.

    snaztoday.blogspot.com

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  9. brotosteroneJanuary 25, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    you forgot fap?

    brotosterone.blogspot.com

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2011 at 11:29 AM

    37 is my perfect way of going to sleep!

    http://cmipigeon.blogspot.com

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  11. JordanJanuary 25, 2011 at 1:47 PM

    wow dude ur pretty strong i dont think i could lift a car over my head

    your friend,
    ectomorphmuscle.blogspot.com

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  12. JordanJanuary 25, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    strong profile pic lol

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  13. balmain hommeJanuary 25, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    count your belly button? what

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  14. Shelby FoxJanuary 25, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    Open everything? I don't like sleeping with my door open.

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  15. thegoldenchildJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:20 PM

    attempting #32 right now.

    supporting the blog.

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  16. DudemeisterJanuary 26, 2011 at 3:21 AM

    File your teeth? To make yourself look like a vampire or what?!

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  17. Public ConfessionsJanuary 26, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    i fapfap jhust saying

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  18. AnonymouseJanuary 29, 2011 at 3:56 AM

    number 41, check all the blogs you're following. i always seem to do that when i can't sleep.

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